Q: What's the difference between a Democrat
and a catfish?
A: One is an ugly, scum sucking bottom-feeder and the
other is a fish.
Q: What's the difference between a Democrat and a
trampoline?
A: You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
Q: What's the difference between a Democrat and a prostitute?
A: The
prostitute gives value for the money she takes.
Q: What's the difference
between a dead skunk in the road and a dead Democrat in the road?
A:
Vultures will eat the skunk.
Q: Why did God create Democrats?
A: In
order to make used car salesmen look good.
Q: What do you get when
you cross a bad politician with a lawyer?
A: Chelsea.
Q: What do you
get when you cross a pilgrim with a democrat?
A: A god-fearing tax
collector who gives thanks for what other people have.
Q: Why should
Democrats be buried 100 feet deep?
A: Because deep down, they're really
good people.
Q: What happens when you cross a pig with a Democrat?
A:
Nothing. There are some things a pig won't do.
Artists' Brains $9/oz
Philosophers' Brains $12/oz
Scientists' Brains
$15/oz
Republicans' Brains $19/oz
Democrats' Brains $2,000/oz
Upon reading the sign, the traveller noted, "My those Democrats' brains must be popular!" To which the butcher replied, "Are you kidding! Do you have any idea how many Democrats you have to kill to get a ounce of brains?!"
a) it would be a good thing
b)
they would be more comfortable
c) they would never reach a conclusion
d)
all of the above
e) none of the above
f) they would point in different
directions
Q.
How many Democrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. Just
one, but it really gets screwed.